hot tip: bisexuals, pansexuals, and other people attracted to more than one gender are still queer
even if they are in a relationship a cis person of a different gender
because, hey, it’s still a gender among the many that they can be attracted to
they are not “betraying the cause” or whatever shit just because they are in a relationship that happens to make them appear straight
because they ain’t straight
Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.
GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.
ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE.
Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.
People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport.
While we are dancing, we have to:
- turn out our feet
- hyper extended our knees
- tuck our buts under
- flatten our stomach
- close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
- shoulders are down and back
- elbows are lifted
- hands and fingers are soft
- neck is long
- use proper head movements
ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS
You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.
People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”
when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things
AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL
SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT
Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.
ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok
White dragon king crown betta
this fish is cooler than me
i think you mean it’s betta than you
i had this science lesson once, when i lived in Australia.
02pheland replied to your post “02pheland replied to your post “wearing a dress is fun and all but it…”
learn to craft while riding a horse and wearing a dress all at once
you have high hopes for me, does horse riding itself count as a craft?
cause i could probably get as far as wearing a skirt, riding side saddle
yesterday night went beautifully, buster and i got along really well and even managed to canter each time on our turn.
admittedly i was the creep cuddling him for possible way to long after the lesson, Madlyn though i got lost on my way out of the stable.
02pheland replied to your post “wearing a dress is fun and all but it makes me sit with much better…”
keeping good posture all the time will help your horse riding though
yes, i know your right. its sort of a positive and a negative rolled into one, better horse rider, uncomfortable crafter.
so should wear dress all the time? give up crafting? or horse ride more regularly?
maybe i need a craft chair?
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Every Villain Is Lime